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The year was 1986. A snow storm had overtaken the city of Boston, and a pregnant woman grew weary of her overdue baby that refused to move out. Only after the roads had closed and power outages danced around the city did that baby feel the world was ready for him. The mother held this story against her son for years, and that child held onto that extra baby fat for decades to come. 

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